Benched!

Warning the word “Porn” occurs atleast 9 times in the below post,also Shah Rukh Khan and Amitabh Bachan are mentioned

Well I’m officially benched, for those of you not in the I.T. industry, benched is the state Software engineers find themselves in every once in a while when there is no actual work to be done.

So as you can imagine I have a lot of free time lately and when I have free time I try to fill it with useful stuff that will improve me professionally and as a person…… Ya right, I spend a lot of time lately ruminating and discussing interesting thought provoking topics like “If we had to kill someone for fun, who would it be”, “If you are stranded on a desert island who would you want with you as a possible food source”.

But cannibalistic and anti social tendencies aside I came up with a thought yesterday while watching a movie, what do porn stars do when they are on bench?

Now I know what you are thinking,” Why the hell would porn stars be benched?” Well just think about it, do you see the same porn stars in all the flicks you watch? I mean there can be only so many cum facials the Slutty Asian school girl can take before she starts puking every time she has a yoghurt smoothie, There can be only so much turkey slapping that well hung black dude can indulge in before…. Well you get the picture.

So what exactly do porn actors do to pass the time on a boring day? Do a lot of Star wars light saber fights occur with spare dildos? But then that’s probably asking for too much, I mean porn stars do not do exactly the same thing I do when on bench (I’m 12-0 in the office dildo joust).

In fact there is probably very little common between a porn star’s office and mine, afterall when I go use the printer there is no one masturbating while peering at me (not since last Monday anyway) . Also the scale to measure job satisfaction probably uses different metrics (They probably use inches).

So in order to accurately depict what porn stars do in their off time I need to get into the groove and so a lot of porn watching is called for, now that I have firmly imprinted the picture of me watching porn in you head I can say with satisfaction “My job here is done, come choda boy”

Shah Rukh Khan made his television debut on the show Fauji and replaced Amitabh Bachchan as the host of the third series of the popular game show Kaun Banega Crorepati

Post edit: For those of you who don’t know who choda boy is, go watch orgazmo, probably the best super hero movie out there (infinitely better than spider man 3 neway)