Shiva the rhino gets Horny – Cock blocked in the name of state pride

Q: What do you get if you cage a rhino for 25 years without letting him get some?

A: He tries to hump you and you die

This is sadly what happed to this guy when Shiva the Rhino got tried of waiting for some poon tang and tried to show some love.

This got the Municipal Corporation to sit up and take notice and they started searching for a half a ton of love for our “Horny” Romeo, a mate was found in Madhya Pradesh and Shiva was on his way to fornicating bliss that was until the Guardians of Morality (now working for the Forgotten Thackeray ..Raj) decided that if they couldn’t get any, they`d be damned if a Rhino got any.

So to uphold Maharashtrian Pride we now have Shiva back alone and frustrated in Byculla zoo, cause “As Shiva is the only rhino in Maharashtra, the MNS protest was against shifting him to a zoo outside the state.”

Note from Wikipedia :” The Indian Rhinoceros or the Great One-horned Rhinoceros or the Asian One-horned Rhinoceros (Rhinoceros unicornis) is a large mammal found in Nepal and in Assam, India.”

Notice how no where it is mentioned that Rhinos are Native to Maharashtra?

So while Raj Thackeray is Busy keeping North Indian humans out of India,he`ll gladly keep their North Indian (Last I checked Assam was in the North) Rhinos.

So while politicians celebrate the Rhino celibacy , Shiva had to endure rejection after rejection, last heard a Fraulein from Berlin had turned him down. Which is unlucky, cause last I checked this is what German Females looked like: