I’ve got champagne

In the last few days I’ve got champagne sent to me by the following people:

1. A girl who used to work in my office and has proved herself to be less than a paragon of smart judgement  numerous times in the past
2. 3 guys from school who i have not heard from in years,but feel the need to inform me everytime they leave the country to go “Onsite”
3. An ex girlfriend who apparently still has me on her mailing list and whose current husband reads her old mails to me with hilarious consequences.

Why I quit Orkut

Ok to all my friends who in the last few months asked me why i quit orkut,let me be honest,some of the reasons i might have told you were actually..well not true,i kinda got bored and made stuff up,so anyway:

1. I did not join Scientology,as far as i know they do not object to orkut
2. it was not because i was being stalked
3. I had not got anyone pregnant and hence crazy pregnant girl is not searching for me on Orkut
4. I did not make a bet saying that i was gonna stay off orkut for 6 months